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This week's Karma schedule...

1) Busted my phone... it slipped out of my pocket while i was getting out of Rudy and his bro's brand new Camry 2.4 ... it somehow landed right smack on the space between the car and the car door... i closed the door... hmmmmz... cannot close door... must be the seatbelts .... end of story.

2) Got another boil on my back... pain just so excrutiating... feels like the kempetai driving a red hot needle into your fingernails...The growth is directly on top of my spine... hope it dosn't lead to infection of spinal cord or brain T_T.

3) Cant sleep well... gotta sleep on my front... think i just got another growth on my chest DOH!
Medical appointment on Monday ... faintzzzz

4) Probably failed my international affairs... pain just too excrutiating... can't study...
excuses..excuses... wait till u get a boil on your back.

5) Almost walked out of dining hall with a tray and plates on it...Yesterday. Fell down on the way out of the dining hall Today... spilled coffee on the floor means "Cleaners pls work!"... bad karma +1.

6) Bad karma -1 as i was walking back to dorm T_T.
Some weed , PCP, crack or whatsoever addict attacks! The idiot was splashing water at passerbys with water from a 2 gallon water tumbler... shouting "I AM SAVING U! ...man... I AM SAVING U!". I need not go into details. I got myself some cable ties and duct tape... If i find him wasted outside the pub tonight... I'll tie him up and tag his ear = bad karma + 3 .... Steve Irwin tribute ...

Heres a treat for the readers!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/wheee
its just plain retarded... best discribes my crazy week... WHEEEEEEEE! BOOM!

Think i just start a karma counter starting tomorrow. I am not emo!